JENKINS, SOUTH CAROLINA
Some would say Matilda King, 28, is lucky to be alive today after being struck by lightning during an intense thunderstorm this week.
King, who is a devotee of “electrical play” and a particular fan of the violet wand, has some theories about her unusual reaction to being shocked.
“It was like an 8 or 9. I have had more intense scenes, but this one was pretty good. My hair got singed and my eyebrows are gone, but the doctor says they will grow back in time. The orgasm was pretty intense though.”
Dr. David Quill, professor of physics at SCU, says it is possible that King has literally become “a resistor” not unlike an electronics component. “After extended exposure to electricity, it is possible she has gained some resistance to the effects of it.”
Her master John Green, 43, says he is “very proud of her, but she is still going to have to be punished for orgasming without permission.”
“It looks like I am going to have to get some new equipment now. If what the doc here says in true, it’s time to up the amps.”
Photo credit: Tom Anderson CC: NC SA
