Spanking Fetish Becomes “Mainstream” Greeting

CHICAGO, MONTANA

Following the release of 50 Shades of Grey, several communities have begun to adopt “spanking play” as a party of their regular social interaction.

Brianna Jones, 20, says that her friends used to hug when they would see each other, but now “we greet each other with a slap on the butt.” According to Jones, the ritual, which can range from fun and play to “really wailing on someones ass” has reduced the backstabbing, cattiness, and gossip significantly among friends in her circle.

“It is like we get all of our anger and frustration out when we spank each other. It actually seems like a really healthy outlet,” she said.

Margot Krebs, 19, is not so sure. “It seems like I get hit harder and longer than anyone else. My bottom is always sore. I am not sure why they like spanking me so much.”

Missy Crenshaw told The Daily Flogger that “Margot has a big mouth and a bad attitude” and that “she deserves every swat she gets.”

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