Do you consider yourself a sports fan?

I love Monday Night Football with the guys.  We watch it naked and do circle jerks like most men.
-Drew Dornsdorf, 51, Metalworker

Water sports.  Yes.  I like getting peed on.
-Holly Beck, 22, Lawyer

I got passed around by the Chicago Bears after they won a game once, does that count?
-Donna Schmertzen, 23, Astronomer
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