WICHITA, KS
Domestic disciplinarian Andrew Kosh’s sexual preference is to insert his fist in his wife’s ample vagina. Darleen Kosh doesn’t complain. She’s enjoyed this practice for many years.
“We’ve been ‘fisting,’ as it’s called, for some time. We both love it and, if Darleen is relaxed, we never have had problems.” Andrew Kosh reported. Until last night. Darleen was taken to local veterinarian Dr. John “Pop” Warner, the closest medical profession to the Kosh farm, when Andrew Kosh’s ring disappeared after a robust fisting.
“I tried to fish it out, but I couldn’t find it,” Andrew Tosh exclaimed.
“We started to panic,” said Darleen. We’ve been married for 22 years and the idea of losing that ring…”
Embarrassed at their situation, they chose Dr. Pop because he wasn’t a mainstream medical professional and was also nearly. “I used a horse specula and found that sucker right away,” the veterinarian told this reporter. “I don’t know what took Andy so long to find it.”
photo credit: Robert S. Donovan cc
