Dear Annie:
Ever since I can remember, I have had a fetish for women in sundresses, especially yellow ones. I prefer women my own age and who are generally attractive. I also find lingerie “sexy” and makes me think about having sex with the women who are wearing it. I have even found myself sneaking a peek at a Victoria’s Secret catalog once or twice.
It is embarrassing to admit, but I find garter belts a huge turn on. I know they just hold up stockings, but looking at them makes me feel excited sometimes.
I feel like such a freak admitting all this. Please tell me I am not too weird.
Ashamed in Arkansas
Dear Ashamed,
I had to look up “garter belt” to find out what you were talking about. I’ve never heard of a man attracted to women in lingerie before. There is a famous case of a man who was fascinated by sundresses, who ultimately committed suicide.
I’d recommend you seek professional help, but honestly with such a sick mind, they would probably lock you up or worse cut your head open and study your brain.
Your best bet it to hire a prostitute to indulge your sick, bizarre “lingerie” addiction. You will probably have to pay extra and many won’t take that kind of work. Sundresses are probably going to have to remain a fantasy.
I talked to a professional escort who asked “What, like underwear? Gross.” So you are going to be fighting an uphill battle.
