Vagina So Hot You Can Cook On It



A Georgia woman has a special talent that is literally “lighting up” her local dungeon.

Beth Markle, 24, has a vagina that is capable of spontaneous combustion.

“It started around puberty and I didn’t really think much of it.  I had always heard guys talking about how ‘hot’ girls were, so I assumed they were talking about how long it took them to make their vaginas burst into flames.”

The talent has caused more than a few accidents, as the 24 year old can have trouble controlling things when she gets excited.  “I’ve scorched more than a few wieners, if you know what I mean,” she told The Daily Flogger.

Her combustion talent has also made her popular on camping trips and at late night dungeon parties.  Kevin Dubrock, a 36 year old dominant says he is always happy to see Markle at the dungeon.  “We always pack graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate because as soon as we see Beth, we know we are going to be making smores!”

Markle is always happy to help.  “Having a flaming vagina is not just a skill, it is also a responsibility,” she said.

Photo credit: Kevin Larson cc: by nc sa

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