Do you eat meat?

Nope. If being a vegetarian was good enough for Hitler, it is good enough for me!
-James Patton, 51, Shoe Salesman

I don’t eat meat. I just suck on it until the cream comes out.
-Bethany Frantz, 19, Soda Carbonator

I was taught to never use my teeth when someone puts their meat in my mouth.
-BB LaRue, 22, Exotic Fish Specialist
Photo credits: Jasper Gregory, (cc), HM Revenue & Customs (cc)