It is time to tell The Daily Flogger–Who’s your Daddy?
It’s a blend. Part Darth Vader, part Dick Cheney
-Rance Pubert, 48, Republican Pollster
Robert P. Mortenson.
-Bethany Mortenson, 19, Student
I refuse to engage in patriarchal systems of oppression. I have no Daddy, you misogynistic pig.
-Jenna Krups, 27, Perfume Spritzer