Dear Annie: Moving for My Master


Dear Annie,

I’ve met a man online who appears to be the Master of my Dreams. The only issue is that he lives almost 2000 miles away. After 3 months of online chatting he is asking me to uproot my life and move across country to live with him as his full time slave.

I think it is the right thing to do, but I would really like some guidance.

Timid in Tuscon

Dear Timid,

Pack your bags and make a change! You can always get another job, find new friends, and start over if it doesn’t work.

Worst case scenario, you wind up living in a cage, eating dog food, and being a sex slave for a psycho and all his friends. Make it out of that alive and it has “Movie of the Week” written all over it.

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