Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
Slave Tearfully Confesses, “I am only 23/7”
SPARTANBURG, ALASKA Mary Ann Quinn, 29, recently posted her confession 2 days ago on the local group of a kinky social network service. Quinn, who for years has claimed to…
New Conference Announced “LeatherFest XIX: Narcisistic Supply”
The United Leather Coalition announced the theme of this year’s LeatherFest conference, “Narcissistic Supply.” According to Frazier McNeal, one of the conference organizers, the conference will address a key question…
BDSM Community Sees Unprecedented Rise in Submissives Named “Kevin”
FT. MEADE, KANSAS Researchers at the National Submissive Alliance have noticed an unexplained and precipitous rise in male submissives in the community named Kevin. “We’ve not seen anything like it…
Next Gen BDSMers Replace Flogging with Talking About Flogging
GREENWICH, NEVADA For 20-something kinkster Roy Humbert, “flogging is something the older guys do. We prefer to dig into the meat of it, which is trying to “one up” each…