Slave Tearfully Confesses, “I am only 23/7”
SPARTANBURG, ALASKA Mary Ann Quinn, 29, recently posted her confession 2 days ago on the local group of a kinky social network service. Quinn, who for years has claimed to…
Group Disputes Leather Title; Claims Russian Interference
LONDON, ARKANSAS A group of leather title competitors have formed a group FILC, Fairness in Leather Contests, to question the legitimacy of several local, national, and international leather titles granted…
BDSM Community Sees Unprecedented Rise in Submissives Named “Kevin”
FT. MEADE, KANSAS Researchers at the National Submissive Alliance have noticed an unexplained and precipitous rise in male submissives in the community named Kevin. “We’ve not seen anything like it…
Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
BDSM Couple Dies Waiting for Rope Scene to Finish
MONTANA CITY, GREECE Heather Krisp, 22 and Donna Ekohl, 31, were waiting patiently for a rope scene to end, so they could play at their favorite spot in the local…
