Next Gen BDSMers Replace Flogging with Talking About Flogging
GREENWICH, NEVADA For 20-something kinkster Roy Humbert, “flogging is something the older guys do. We prefer to dig into the meat of it, which is trying to “one up” each…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin Compson, 34, as a suspect in attacks on 4 postal workers in the Yert, Iowa…
BDSM Couple Dies Waiting for Rope Scene to Finish
MONTANA CITY, GREECE Heather Krisp, 22 and Donna Ekohl, 31, were waiting patiently for a rope scene to end, so they could play at their favorite spot in the local…
Rope Rigger causes Permanent Nerve Injury
MENLO PARK, CA A well known and self described “shibari master” is under suspicion today after reports emerged of a serious accident in rope circles. Unlike most rope injuries, which…
Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
