Jesus Returns; Critical of “BDSM Lifestyle”
MT SINAI, ISREAL In what has been described as many as the “second coming,” Son of God and principal figure from the Bible’s New Testament spoke today to 45 million of…
Slave Tearfully Confesses, “I am only 23/7”
SPARTANBURG, ALASKA Mary Ann Quinn, 29, recently posted her confession 2 days ago on the local group of a kinky social network service. Quinn, who for years has claimed to…
Rope Rigger causes Permanent Nerve Injury
MENLO PARK, CA A well known and self described “shibari master” is under suspicion today after reports emerged of a serious accident in rope circles. Unlike most rope injuries, which…
Male Doms Unite: “Predatory Sexual Abuse is OUR Thing”
OGDEN, MISSOURI A group of concerned Het Male Doms met recently to establish the first Het Male Dom Council (now called “HeMaDoCo”) to protest recent revelations from major Hollywood and…
Covering Ceremony Disaster; 4 Injured
DALLAS, TEXAS What was supposed to be a celebration went horribly wrong when a Leatherman from Fort Worth went berserk following the presentation of a leather Muir cap. Master Childress…
