“Oral Hygiene” Does not Mean Eating Pussy with Bib, Says Dentist
TEMECULA, CALIFORNIA Area dentist Bob “The Clean” Creen says regardless of what many people think, oral hygiene does not refer to the avoidance of slobbering…
Santa Exposed as “Pretty Naughty” Himself
NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the Holiday community as “pretty naughty.” In a statement released this…
Woman Uses Word “Consent”; Infighting Immediate
SEATTLE, WA Seventeen splinter groups have emerged as a result of a single person, Amanda Burton, a submissive from Anchorage, Alaska, suggesting that “we need…
BDSM Class is a “Hit”
HAMPTON, NORTH DAKOTA 27 students were non-consensually subjected to a workshop filled with puns, wordplay, and occasional malapropisms, according to a local dungeon owner. “We…
