Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…
Urethral Sounds Choir Preps for Holiday
NEW YORK, NY Choir Director Marcus Welp finishes a group practice for their Urethral Sounds Holiday Show last Wednesday. “With only eight months to go,…
Man Receives “Slave Heart” in Transplant
MORRISTOWN, NJ After observing a complete reversal in behavior following a February heart transplant, Bill Rockport did a bit of investigating. Turns out the heart…
Master Capped; Slave Demands Tiara
DENVER, MISSISSIPPI “It just didn’t seem fair to me,” said slave Brenda, “I’m the one who does all the work. I’m a fucking power slave…