Hot Women Ignored; Sparks Investigation
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA Investigators are looking closely at an event that occurred last Wednesday and questioning what caused a man, 43 year old Martin Hammer,…
Japanese Rigger Declared “Best Thing Since Last Japanese Rigger”
HARRIS, VERMONT Rope sensation Yen Yakitori, the 27th Japanese rope master to tour the United States in the past 3 months has been declared “The…
Submissive Man Cuts and Pastes “Heartfelt Plea” for Last Time
SAUSALITO, CALIFORNIA Ignorant of the actual interests of women on popular kink social media website FetLife, an area man cut and pasted his form letter…
Injuries Skyrocket as Chainsaw Play Fad Takes Hold
OREGON CITY, FLORIDA Since Donna “Vroom Vroom” Wilson, 26, has been tearing up dungeons with her patented “Chainsaw scenes,” injuries resulting from imitators have been…
