Spanking Fetish Becomes “Mainstream” Greeting
CHICAGO, MONTANA Following the release of 50 Shades of Grey, several communities have begun to adopt “spanking play” as a party of their regular social…
Group Protests International Boot Blacking Competition
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA A small group of protestors held signs and marched in circles in front of the book blacking lounge at this weekend’s International…
Dungeon Spawns New Disease; Scientists Baffled
ATLANTA, UTAH Researchers at the Center for Disease Control in Utah have isolated a new strain of bacteria that appears to have been spawned in…
Pregnant Woman has “High Hopes” for Offspring
DUBLIN, IRELAND Maureen Kowalski-O’Rourke is just 3 weeks from giving birth and has elected to keep the baby’s status a mystery. “We know it is…
