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November 12, 2014 0

Man’s Work Addiction Interferes with Rich Fantasy Life

BEEHITCH, NEVADA Tom McCurry, 46, has spent his life working with numbers.  As one of Nevada’s top accountants, McCurry found himself working long hours, especially…

February 5, 2015 0

Man Claims “Tit Painting” Art; Not Sexual

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY “Why not?” said model Chrissy Von Sluttington, allowing fetish artist Brom Windinsky, 29, to paint her breasts with a mixture of paint…

March 27, 2014 2

Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”

MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has been…

April 29, 2014 0

Watchdog Group find “Hidden Meaning” in Song Lyrics

BABBAGE, TENNESSEE Watchdog Group “Focus on Children” has released a report accusing popular music star Rihanna of having “hidden messages” and “themes of sadomasochism” in…

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    In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
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