Dominant Diagnosed with First Case of “Florentine Elbow”
BOSTON, MA: Sports orthopedic doctor Miles Slandish at Boston Medical Center today reported the first diagnosed case of “Florentine Elbow.” FLOGGINGDOM12 (not his real name)…
Submissive Women Create Diabetes Epidemic
JASPER, COLORADO Incidents of Type 2 Diabetes have skyrocketed in the Jasper, CO BDSM community after a group of hot submissive women has started indulging…
BDSM Party Themes Deemed Offensive
SAN FRANCISCO, IOWA Dungeon Owners Mary Trink and George Grabbo have announced that all parties for the the foreseeable future will be “themeless.” The couple,…
BDSMers Assist at Local Political Rally
ALBANY, NY A local BDSM group is helping out protestors by assisting them with their gags. Mistress Glenda, a local professional dominatrix noticed that many…