DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…
CSI Backs out of local dungeon, slowly
NEW YORK, NY: Crime Scene Investigators for New York City Police Department were summoned to a local BDSM dungeon on 14th Street in the Meatpacking…
In Response to Challenge Local Dom Chooses to “Go Home”
HONOLULU, HAWAII During a pre-scene negotiation, Master Irwin Jones, 44, found himself questioning his desire to play with LilPrincessKat, 22. When Jones described his interest…
Florida Man Ridiculed at BDSM Event
KEY WEST, FLORIDA A Florida man found himself on the outs while attending “Beyond Kink XXVI: Pansexual Parade.” Herman Pettigraw, 57, says he misunderstood the…