STD Rankings Announced; Classics Make Strong Showing
ATLANTA, GEORGIA STD pre-season rankings were released today by the Center for Disease Control. Traditional STDs Gonorrhea and Syphilis, both perennial favorites, took two of…
Man’s Attitude Improves with Just 3 Swats
HALIFAX, UTAH Mistress Wanda Von Kruel said her slave, Mark Pfeffer, 39, had been acting out and causing difficulties in the dungeon over the past…
“Fetish MILF” Boosts Teen’s Popularity
WHEELING, ONTARIO Kevin Donnigan, 16, has received a huge surge in popularity among fellow classmates after he was spotted with his “Fetish MILF” mom, Katie…
Man Receives “Slave Heart” in Transplant
MORRISTOWN, NJ After observing a complete reversal in behavior following a February heart transplant, Bill Rockport did a bit of investigating. Turns out the heart…