White Het Man Discovers Own Privilege; Cuts off Finger
A 37 year old white, heterosexual man who goes by the name Kevin has a unique approach to the issue of while male privilege. “I…
PA Town has Unique Festival
BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA In an effort to rebrand itself the local chamber of commerce for Blue Balls, Pennsylvania has announced its annual “Circle Jerk” Festival.…
96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s Inferno Dungeon looking for her fellow seniors to celebrate her…
Rope Rigger causes Permanent Nerve Injury
MENLO PARK, CA A well known and self described “shibari master” is under suspicion today after reports emerged of a serious accident in rope circles.…
