Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Foot Fetishist Creates Lifelike Dessert
BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON They look like feet. They smell like feet. They even taste like feet. But for confectionary chef James P. Preston, 32, they are…
Research on Animal Attitudes; Elk, Cow most Biased
A recent report published in the American Journal of Animal Behavior shows a wide range of attitudes of animals toward BDSM and, specifically leather culture.…
TNGers Already Using “Nostalgia” To Shame Newbies
CHARLESTON, NEBRASKA Though many have been in the lifestyle less than a year, members of the local TNG group have already started the process of…
