In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
HOLMS, LOUISIANA After being called out repeatedly for “inappropriate racial slurs,” Keith K. Klum, 57, has been banned from his local dungeon. Klum calls himself…
Old Pranks Work on TNG Crowd
AUSTIN, MONTANA Prankster Colby Urquist, 48, is old enough to remember some of the more popular T-shirts and pranks from the 1970s and has found…
Masochist Sues Husband for Lack of Domestic Violence
INDIANA CITY, NEVADA Barbara Simms is suing her husband for what she is calling “16 years of a lack of domestic violence.” Simms, a self-confessed…
Girl Fails to Put Lotion in Basket; Gets Hose Again
BURBANK, CA The newest thing on the streets of Hollywood is a phenomenon known as “Lambing,” based on the now infamous line from the 1991…