Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Games of Thrones Theme Party Leaves Dungeon Bloody Mess
CLEVELAND, OHIO Police were called to a Cleveland dungeon after a Game of Thrones themed play party got out of control. Those who gathered for the play…
Celebrities Endorse Nipple Clamps; Sales Skyrocket
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Whose famous tits are sporting the new DomCo Nipple Clamps? That is the question BDSM kinksters have been asking since the annoucement of…
NLA Declares TGIFriday’s “Official Munch Franchise”
DALLAS, TEXAS After careful review of all the bid, the National Leather Association has selected TGIFridays as the Leather World’s official munch spot. Master Jack,…
