“Power Slave” Creates New Line of Jars for “Master’s Balls”
SUNLAND, NEW JERSEY The brainchild of “power slave” Ronnie Droop, 38, comes a new line of glass jars made specifically for “securely storing your master’s…
Study Finds 96% of People Who Use Term “Privilege” Have Own “Unexamined Privilege”
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT Research coming out of Yale University has found that 96% of people using the term “privilege” have learned the word from a…
Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”
MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has been…
Santa Declares BDSM “No Longer Naughty”
NORTH POLE, ARIZONA In his first announcement in decades, Christopher Kringle, also known as Santa Claus, has indicated that several behaviors long considered “naughty” by…
