OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…

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DENVER, MISSISSIPPI “It just didn’t seem fair to me,” said slave Brenda, “I’m the one who does all the work.  I’m a fucking power slave…