Mechanical Engineering Founds to be “Kinkiest Profession”
YUNT, OHIO Researchers at the University of Southern Ohio have completed a survey of the world’s kinkiest professions. Many of the sciences ranked highly, but…
Dominant Diagnosed with First Case of “Florentine Elbow”
BOSTON, MA: Sports orthopedic doctor Miles Slandish at Boston Medical Center today reported the first diagnosed case of “Florentine Elbow.” FLOGGINGDOM12 (not his real name)…
Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
Man Confuses “Dominance” with “Desire to Grill Chicken”
LOS ANGELES, OHIO One of the organizers of a local conference on Male Dominance has apparently confused several types of outdoor cooking, including BBQ and…
