Studio Pulls “50 Shades” Movie After Threats from Japanese Hackers
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Focus Features announced today that they will not be releasing the film version of E L James’ book 50 Shades of Grey after Japanese…
Woman Uses Safeword; Foils Rapist
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO In a shocking turn of events, Shawna Simonson found herself the victor in a battle of wills when she outsmarted her…
Mother Uses Holiday To Question Daughter’s BDSM Lifestyle
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA A 52 year old Pennsylvania woman disrupted the family’s seder to question her daughter’s life choices. According to fellow attendees, Sophie Stein, 22,…
BDSM Man Uses Ayn Rand Quote to Justify Being “Total Dickhead”
TOLEDO, MISSISSIPPI Master Levon Treetle, 22, was expelled from his local dungeon, The Slave Pit, after engaging in what community members called “unacceptable behavior.” According…
