Man Finds BDSM Training Useless in Martial Arts
TORONTO, FLORIDA “I’ve been to lots of BDSM classes where people mentioned their martial arts training,” said Master Kevin Martin, 43, “So I just assumed…
New Fetish in North Carolina; Nonconsensual Consent
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA Dungeon-goers in North Carolina’s Research Triangle area are concerned about a new form of play emerging among the local scene’s youth and…
CSI Backs out of local dungeon, slowly
NEW YORK, NY: Crime Scene Investigators for New York City Police Department were summoned to a local BDSM dungeon on 14th Street in the Meatpacking…
Researchers Discover “Sex Positive” Gene
HELSINKI, FINLAND Researchers in Finland have discovered a new gene which they are calling “sex positivity.” The breakthrough changes conventional thinking that the so-called “sex…