BDSM Man Named Greatgrand Master
LOS ANGELES, ALASKA In what many are calling the natural evolution of the leather family, Martin “Marty” Krampowitz has been elevated to the rank of…
APA Approves New Scale for BDSM Personalities
CARBONDALE, ILLINOIS Researchers at Northern Illinois University has created a new scale to measure members of the BDSM community. The scale has won official sanction…
BDSM Woman “Names Names” to Local Preacher
BACKALA, LOUSIANA In what onlookers called a “shameful exhibition of betrayal and outing,” fixture in the local scene KittyDangerKat began pointing out “sinners” and naming…
Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line
WASHINGTON DC President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To…
