Spanking Fetish Becomes “Mainstream” Greeting
CHICAGO, MONTANA Following the release of 50 Shades of Grey, several communities have begun to adopt “spanking play” as a party of their regular social…
Dyslexic Tattoo Artist Sued Over “Porperty of Oob” Mistake
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA A bayou woman is upset today after undergoing a two hour procedure which resulted in a botched tattoo. Susan Kimstrick, 24, wanted…
Study Finds 8 Months in Lifestyle Just Long Enough To Judge Others’ Choices
BALTIMORE, NORTH DAKOTA Researchers from The University of Baltimore have discovered that 8 months in the BDSM lifestyle provides enough experience and perspective to judge…
BDSM Group Creates Acronym; Apocalypse Imminent
LAKELAND, OHIO A new group of dominant men have created a support group, which has been widely hailed as “the end of western civilization” and…
