Hello Kitty Fired in “Dominatrix Kitty” Scandal
TOKYO, JAPAN In what has been called “Kitty-gatu” and the “bad kitty scandal” in Japan, is now affecting consumers worldwide. Kitty White, mascot and inspiration…
Watchdog Group find “Hidden Meaning” in Song Lyrics
BABBAGE, TENNESSEE Watchdog Group “Focus on Children” has released a report accusing popular music star Rihanna of having “hidden messages” and “themes of sadomasochism” in…
51st Shade Found; E.L. James “Embarrassed”
Los Angeles, March 10, 2014 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James is, in her own words, “feeling embarrassed” by recent revelations by researchers at…
Master David “Dink” Morgan Collars Some Woman
PROVO, UTAH Legendary Leather Master David Morgan collared some bitch named Stephanie in a ceremony last night that he clearly rushed into without thinking. The…