Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”
MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has been…
Local Fetish Girl Just Doesn’t “Get” Rope
JUNIPER FALLS, INDIANA An 19 year old, self described “fetish girl” is perplexed today after witnessing several rope scenes at her local dungeon. “I just…
Girl Fails to Put Lotion in Basket; Gets Hose Again
BURBANK, CA The newest thing on the streets of Hollywood is a phenomenon known as “Lambing,” based on the now infamous line from the 1991…
Dominant Man “Just Can’t Flog Like He Used To”
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS Jerry Cubbins, 57, says he just can’t flog like he used to anymore. “When I was in my twenties, it was all I…
