Woman Turns to Heroin to Battle Con-Drop
LAS VEGAS, MICHIGAN Svetlana Groop, 26, has found that “a little smack” after an intense conference experience tends to “take the edge off” and ease…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin Compson, 34, as a suspect in attacks on 4 postal…
GM Consults with Bondage Expert on New Seatbelt System
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN Consultants with the GM Safety Group have begun consulting an unusual source for safety innovation–the local bondage community. “They have a history of…
Dungeon Spawns New Disease; Scientists Baffled
ATLANTA, UTAH Researchers at the Center for Disease Control in Utah have isolated a new strain of bacteria that appears to have been spawned in…
