Suez Crisis: KY Pledges 100 Million Gallons of Lube
Suez Canal Lubricant giant KY Jelly has offered support in freeing the Ever Given, a large ship that has been stuck and blocking the Suez…
Submissive Man Waits 2 Days for Perfect Mistletoe Position
GREENVILLE, ALASKA Keith Cranston, 28, created a plan to make sure he would get a New Year’s kiss from the girl of his dreams, Mistress…
Housewife Ponders Screen Name for 17 Days
TOPEKA, KANSAS Judy Sugerman, a divorced optometrist’s assistant from outside Topeka, joined kinky social media site FetLife recently, only to be flummoxed when asked to…
Orthopaedic Surgeons Report: “Spanking Gives You Big Butt Syndrome”
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA Doctors at the Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons today published in the Journal of Orthopaedic Surgeons the findings of a three year study that…
