Hello Kitty Fired in “Dominatrix Kitty” Scandal
TOKYO, JAPAN In what has been called “Kitty-gatu” and the “bad kitty scandal” in Japan, is now affecting consumers worldwide. Kitty White, mascot and inspiration…
Man Foils Alien Invasion with BDSM Paradox
BILLINGS, MONTANA While many doubt the existence of UFOs or extraterrestrial life, retired Col. Nugget McFadden has a tale to tell that just might convince…
Man Named “Community Leader” for Just Showing Up
WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA Master Jackson Moore, 68, was stunned today as members of this local Masters, Mistresses, Slaves, and Switches (MMSS), was officially named as…
Woman Fired for Being Phone Sex Operator
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN Tina Henderson, 26, found herself down one job as she was let go from her position as a customer service representative from a…