Hot Women Ignored; Sparks Investigation
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA Investigators are looking closely at an event that occurred last Wednesday and questioning what caused a man, 43 year old Martin Hammer,…
Woman Discovers “Erotic Use” for Massage Device
HONOLULU, HAWAII Kei Yukimura, 57, may have stumbled onto a new device that could revolutionize women’s pleasure. “I was eating a Hot Pocket,” Yukimura told The…
Submissive Women Replace Doms with “Cock Pops”
LOS ANGELES, WEST VIRGINIA Fed up with men who can’t commit, are emotionally unavailable, and constantly posturing as “more domly than the net guy,” a…
Failure to Read Fine Print Results in Leather Title
YONK, MCHIGAN At this year’s Michigan Leather Fest, Master Greg Kronch, 32, and slave mindy, 28, got something of a shock, finding themselves awarded the…
