ALBANY, NY A local BDSM group is helping out protestors by assisting them with their gags. Mistress Glenda, a local professional dominatrix noticed that many…

HONOLULU, HAWAII Kei Yukimura, 57, may have stumbled onto a new device that could revolutionize women’s pleasure. “I was eating a Hot Pocket,” Yukimura told The…

LOS ANGELES, ALASKA A group of dominant men, calling themselves The Squires of the Den, are offering a series of workshops on consent and consent…

NORTH POLE, NEVADA In a shocking announcement, Father Christmas himself has come out to the Holiday community as “pretty naughty.” In a statement released this…