Submissive Sneaks Cigarette; No Consequences
OXFORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE Violating her “no smoking” rule, slave Gidget, 19, slipped out back of her house while her master, Gary Dubrovnick, 42, was taking…
Steampunk Declared “Not a Fetish”
In a stunning blow to SteamPunk aficionados worldwide, the World Organization of Fetishes (W.O.O.F) has deemed Steampunk “not a fetish.” Reached for comment, WOOF press…
New Phone App for Meeting Kinky Partners
HONOLULU, MICHIGAN Developers for the new phone app, Beatr, have announced the release of their new product. Based on popular applications like Tinder and Grinder,…
School Puts End to BDSM-themed Dance
OSHKOSH, VERMONT Parents of students at PS 137 are still in shock this morning after school officials announced that the senior school dance has a…
