Man Buys Custom Flogger to Deal with Mid-Life Crisis
TUPALOO, NEW YORK Fredrick Ting just celebrated his 45th birthday and found himself lost, alone, and conflicted about the direction his life had been headed…
Watchdog Group find “Hidden Meaning” in Song Lyrics
BABBAGE, TENNESSEE Watchdog Group “Focus on Children” has released a report accusing popular music star Rihanna of having “hidden messages” and “themes of sadomasochism” in…
NFL Draft: Parents of Gay Children Outraged
TOPEKA, KANSAS Martin and Susan Gabrinsky are outraged by NFL Draft pick Michael Sam’s announcement that he is gay. “This is a terrible influence on…
Celebrities Endorse Nipple Clamps; Sales Skyrocket
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA Whose famous tits are sporting the new DomCo Nipple Clamps? That is the question BDSM kinksters have been asking since the annoucement of…