Suez Crisis: KY Pledges 100 Million Gallons of Lube
Suez Canal Lubricant giant KY Jelly has offered support in freeing the Ever Given, a large ship that has been stuck and blocking the Suez…
BDSM Woman tells Harrowing Tale of “Life in a Cage”
WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA Reports surfaced today after a 28 year old submissive woman complained about having to spend the night in a cage. According to…
Orthopaedic Surgeons Report: “Spanking Gives You Big Butt Syndrome”
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA Doctors at the Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons today published in the Journal of Orthopaedic Surgeons the findings of a three year study that…
School Puts End to BDSM-themed Dance
OSHKOSH, VERMONT Parents of students at PS 137 are still in shock this morning after school officials announced that the senior school dance has a…
