Professional Dominatrix: “It’s Not Sex”
MADISON, WYOMING Mistress Katie Von Cruel is up in arms today at the accusation made on a popular fetish website that professional domination is a…
Dominant Diagnosed with First Case of “Florentine Elbow”
BOSTON, MA: Sports orthopedic doctor Miles Slandish at Boston Medical Center today reported the first diagnosed case of “Florentine Elbow.” FLOGGINGDOM12 (not his real name)…
Zombies Cry “Foul” Over BDSM Party Theme
CASPER, WYOMING Protests are coming from a surprising source, this morning, after The Crypt, Casper’s local BDSM dungeon, announced the theme of its next party…
Dominant Man Confused with Rapper; Triggers “Rap War”
NEW YORK, OHIO Today a dominant man is recovering at St. Jude’s Hospital, the victim of a drive by assault. Master P, 32, was recently…