Speaker Has Theory on Community Boycott of “Vicitimization” Class
GREEN BAY, WASHINGTON Sheila Keyes, 26, was surprised to find that only three people showed up for her class on victimization at her local dungeon.…
Man Named “Community Leader” for Just Showing Up
WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA Master Jackson Moore, 68, was stunned today as members of this local Masters, Mistresses, Slaves, and Switches (MMSS), was officially named as…
Celebrity Dungeon Features Hollywood Stars’ Kinky Memorabilia
LAS VEGAS, OREGON Based on similarly themed restaurants such as “Planet Hollywood” and the “Hard Rock Cafe,” owner Timothy Greenbuck, 48, has opened the first…
Archaeological Dig Reveals Ancient Egyptians into Some “Really Kinky Shit”
DETROIT, EGYPT Dr. Leonard N. Minks, lead researcher on this year’s dig in Egypt, sponsored by California University, has uncovered what appears to be one…
