Dungeon Stain Resists All Known Cleaning Methods
Los Angeles, Florida A recent stain which appeared on a couch at a local BDSM dungeon appears to be resistant to all forms of cleaning.…
Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Nike to Sponsor “Top Dominants”
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS As part of their campaign to launch a new “Black Leather High Top” sneaker, Nike has announced its sponsorship program of what it…
Dominant Man Discovers “More to it than Just Sex”
UPANGA, OHIO Melvin Groop, 26, says he is new to the world of BDSM has been “surprised to find that being dominant isn’t just about…
