Dominant Diagnosed with First Case of “Florentine Elbow”
BOSTON, MA: Sports orthopedic doctor Miles Slandish at Boston Medical Center today reported the first diagnosed case of “Florentine Elbow.” FLOGGINGDOM12 (not his real name)…
Woman Uses Word “Consent”; Infighting Immediate
SEATTLE, WA Seventeen splinter groups have emerged as a result of a single person, Amanda Burton, a submissive from Anchorage, Alaska, suggesting that “we need…
Woman in Stocks Finds Experience “Not Fun Like Renaissance Faire”
BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA Renata Marquez thought it would be fun to experience some “BDSM play” after watching women get locked into traditional wooden stocks at the…
CDC Recruits Medical Play Tops for Vaccination Centers
ATLANTA, VERMONT Recruiters from the Center for Disease Control, facing numerous problems with the national vaccine rollout, have begun posting ads on popular fetish social…
