Urethral Sounds Choir Preps for Holiday
NEW YORK, NY Choir Director Marcus Welp finishes a group practice for their Urethral Sounds Holiday Show last Wednesday. “With only eight months to go,…
Funny Shirt Sales Down 78% in BDSM Community
DETROIT, MICHIGAN Kinky Tees, the country’s leading manufacturer of humorous BDSM t-shirts, hats, and buttons has reported a sharp decline in sales of kinky merchandise,…
Couple’s SM Scene Unwittingly Opens “Hellmouth”
CAMBRIA, CALIFORNIA Dungeon goers at the central California dungeon, The Basement, were treated to a spectacular display of fire, brimstone, and the appearance of several…
Slave Quits, Unable to Compete with Meatloaf; Affection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA Slave Mary Coombs has formally petitioned her Master, Gary Ferks, for release. After three years of serving as a live-in slave, she has…