Speaker Has Theory on Community Boycott of “Vicitimization” Class
GREEN BAY, WASHINGTON Sheila Keyes, 26, was surprised to find that only three people showed up for her class on victimization at her local dungeon.…
DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…
“Sensual Play” Out for 2015; Sadism Up 212%
CATALINA, FRANCE At the year’s International BDSM Council meeting, Martin B. Groobnick, 47, release results from the annual BDSM survey. Most shocking was the total…
Masochist Sues Husband for Lack of Domestic Violence
INDIANA CITY, NEVADA Barbara Simms is suing her husband for what she is calling “16 years of a lack of domestic violence.” Simms, a self-confessed…
