“Oral Hygiene” Does not Mean Eating Pussy with Bib, Says Dentist
TEMECULA, CALIFORNIA Area dentist Bob “The Clean” Creen says regardless of what many people think, oral hygiene does not refer to the avoidance of slobbering…
Slave Mary “Always Picks the Wrong Guy,” Says Friend
TOLEDO, GEORGIA According to Beth Meyerson, 28, slave Mary, her “closest friend for 10 years,” has a knack for “always picking the wrong guy.” Slave…
Rope Rigger Ego Too Big to Accommodate “Partner”
LOS ANGELES, NORTH CAROLINA Famed local rigger Taiyo has declared himself so completely awesome in his technique and abilities that he is no longer able…
Rudy Giuliani Butt Dials Anal Sex Phone Line
WASHINGTON DC President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly butt dialed a phone service that charges $4.99 per minute for sexually explicit live conversations. To…
