Dominant Man Confused with Rapper; Triggers “Rap War”
NEW YORK, OHIO Today a dominant man is recovering at St. Jude’s Hospital, the victim of a drive by assault. Master P, 32, was recently…
Sweden’s Top Scientists Declare Leather “Optical Illusion”
Researchers at the famed Svensensenson Institute of Science have made a controversial and groundbreaking discovery. Using a mix of newly available instrumentation and old fashioned…
Submissive Woman Teaches “Mind Reading” Class
GREAT NECK, MICHIGAN Submissive Sofie Bork, 47, is offering a new class in her local BDSM community called “Mind Reading for the Submissive Female.” The…
Woman Uses Word “Consent”; Infighting Immediate
SEATTLE, WA Seventeen splinter groups have emerged as a result of a single person, Amanda Burton, a submissive from Anchorage, Alaska, suggesting that “we need…
