Japanese Visitor Alarmed at Lack of Weird Porn in America
OAK PARK, ILLINOIS Keiko Nakamura, 19, found herself shocked and alarmed at the selection of pornography available to her in America. An exchange student from…
Student Debt Cancellation May Help Those Who Paid for Phil’s “Lame” Flogger Classes
Ventura, California -In a move to continue to offer economic stimulus to the United States, President Biden today announced he is getting closer to a…
Multi-Tentacled Hentai Creature Rapes Every Living Thing at Local Dungeon
OMAHA, NE An unnamed multi-tentacled creature of unknown original oozed its way into Night Faction, an area BDSM club on the outskirts of Omaha Saturday…
BDSM Mistress Can “Teach Anything”
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA A BDSM Mistress who works under the name Mistress Melinda has the uncanny ability to teach classes on any topic, even those she…
