51st Shade Found; E.L. James “Embarrassed”
Los Angeles, March 10, 2014 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James is, in her own words, “feeling embarrassed” by recent revelations by researchers at…
Local Fetish Girl Just Doesn’t “Get” Rope
JUNIPER FALLS, INDIANA An 19 year old, self described “fetish girl” is perplexed today after witnessing several rope scenes at her local dungeon. “I just…
In Last Ditch Effort to Save Relationship Man Tries “Communication”
WACO, TEXAS A local Texas dominant man has decided to pursue “communication” in an effort to save his failing relationship. James Franks, 38, says his…
New England MAsT Chapter Seeks Repeal of 13th Amendment
CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE A local MAsT chapter has started a petition to have the 13th Amendment to the Constitution repealed. The amendment which bans slavery…
