“Power Slave” Creates New Line of Jars for “Master’s Balls”
SUNLAND, NEW JERSEY The brainchild of “power slave” Ronnie Droop, 38, comes a new line of glass jars made specifically for “securely storing your master’s…
GM Consults with Bondage Expert on New Seatbelt System
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN Consultants with the GM Safety Group have begun consulting an unusual source for safety innovation–the local bondage community. “They have a history of…
In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
HOLMS, LOUISIANA After being called out repeatedly for “inappropriate racial slurs,” Keith K. Klum, 57, has been banned from his local dungeon. Klum calls himself…
DomCo: Adjustable Kinbaku Rope
BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON After years of scientific research and the creation of a new “magic fiber,” DomCo is proud to introduce a new line of shibari…
