BDSM Man Disappointed by Power Animal Assignment
PLANO, VERMONT Kevin “Diablo” Jones demanded a refund after attending Master Kip Cordle’s class “Finding, Embracing and Unleashing Your Power Animal,” at his local dungeon.…
In Wake of Political Correctness Dominant Man Switches from Racist to Ageist
HOLMS, LOUISIANA After being called out repeatedly for “inappropriate racial slurs,” Keith K. Klum, 57, has been banned from his local dungeon. Klum calls himself…
New Product Announced; Leather World Rejoices
The makers of Old Spice and Right Guard deodorant have teamed up in an historic partnership to produce a new product exclusively for the leather…
Saran Wrapped Woman “Stays Fresh for Days”
LAS VEGAS, WEST VIRGINIA A new fetish is sweeping the small town of Las Vegas, WV: “saran wrapping.” According to Master Kevin Gross, 28, the…
