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BDSM Class is a “Hit”

HAMPTON, NORTH DAKOTA 27 students were non-consensually subjected to a workshop filled with puns, wordplay, and occasional malapropisms, according to a local dungeon owner. “We…

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School Puts End to BDSM-themed Dance

OSHKOSH, VERMONT Parents of students at PS 137 are still in shock this morning after school officials announced that the senior school dance has a…

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Local Man “Too Dominant” for Munch

TULLA, NEBRASKA Dom Juan won’t be attending the local Tulla BDSM Munch for the foreseeable future.  The dominant man has declared himself “too dominant” to…