Los Angeles Community Establishes First “Slave Draft”
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA In response to a massive influx of new female slaves in the local BDSM community, Los Angeles community leaders have established the…
Injuries Skyrocket as Chainsaw Play Fad Takes Hold
OREGON CITY, FLORIDA Since Donna “Vroom Vroom” Wilson, 26, has been tearing up dungeons with her patented “Chainsaw scenes,” injuries resulting from imitators have been…
Forgetful Submissive Can’t Remember if Stove is On or Off
SAN DIMAS, CALIFORNIA Mary Beth McCormick, 22, left her house today with what she called “that forgetful feeling.” The submissive McCormick couldn’t help but wonder…
Man Named “Community Leader” for Just Showing Up
WHEELING, WEST VIRGINIA Master Jackson Moore, 68, was stunned today as members of this local Masters, Mistresses, Slaves, and Switches (MMSS), was officially named as…
