Rope Rigger Ego Too Big to Accommodate “Partner”
LOS ANGELES, NORTH CAROLINA Famed local rigger Taiyo has declared himself so completely awesome in his technique and abilities that he is no longer able…
Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
51st Shade Found; E.L. James “Embarrassed”
Los Angeles, March 10, 2014 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James is, in her own words, “feeling embarrassed” by recent revelations by researchers at…
Old Pranks Work on TNG Crowd
AUSTIN, MONTANA Prankster Colby Urquist, 48, is old enough to remember some of the more popular T-shirts and pranks from the 1970s and has found…
