IRS Sets Standard Deduction for “Human Property”
WASHINGTON DC After years of lobbying and filing briefs with the IRS, Sarah West, spokesperson and founder of the National Sexual Freedom Federation (NSFF), announced that…
Man Receives “Slave Heart” in Transplant
MORRISTOWN, NJ After observing a complete reversal in behavior following a February heart transplant, Bill Rockport did a bit of investigating. Turns out the heart…
Dominant Man Dumps Slave for Not Knowing Godfather References
MENDEZ, FLORIDA Master Kevin Luntz, 47, has released his slave of 4 months, Bunny Zinn, 19, after his repeated references to Francis Ford Coppola’s 1972…
“Magic Man” Loves Bondage Fun
TUPALA, MISSISSIPPI Trey Montgomery, 42, is a happy man tonight after performing on stage as “The Amazing Montgomery” in front of two dozen onlookers. Montgomery…
