Saran Wrapped Woman “Stays Fresh for Days”
LAS VEGAS, WEST VIRGINIA A new fetish is sweeping the small town of Las Vegas, WV: “saran wrapping.” According to Master Kevin Gross, 28, the…
BDSM Educators Strike for “Living Wage”
SHIBOYGEN, INDIANA Outside of this year’s Annual Leather EduFest, some of BDSM’s best known and most successful presenters paraded in from of the Shiboygen Best…
Oxford English Dictionary Declares “Dominate” a Noun
OXFORD, ENGLAND Winston P. Delacroix, editor and publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary, stunned the linguistic community this morning with an announcement that as of 2015,…
“Oral Hygiene” Does not Mean Eating Pussy with Bib, Says Dentist
TEMECULA, CALIFORNIA Area dentist Bob “The Clean” Creen says regardless of what many people think, oral hygiene does not refer to the avoidance of slobbering…
