BDSM Class is a “Hit”
HAMPTON, NORTH DAKOTA 27 students were non-consensually subjected to a workshop filled with puns, wordplay, and occasional malapropisms, according to a local dungeon owner. “We…
Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”
MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has been…
School Puts End to BDSM-themed Dance
OSHKOSH, VERMONT Parents of students at PS 137 are still in shock this morning after school officials announced that the senior school dance has a…
Local Man “Too Dominant” for Munch
TULLA, NEBRASKA Dom Juan won’t be attending the local Tulla BDSM Munch for the foreseeable future. The dominant man has declared himself “too dominant” to…
