Studio Pulls “50 Shades” Movie After Threats from Japanese Hackers
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Focus Features announced today that they will not be releasing the film version of E L James’ book 50 Shades of Grey after Japanese…
Submissive Man Cuts and Pastes “Heartfelt Plea” for Last Time
SAUSALITO, CALIFORNIA Ignorant of the actual interests of women on popular kink social media website FetLife, an area man cut and pasted his form letter…
Publisher Releases “Emotional Masochism” Magazine
LONDON, OHIO Fresh off the success of publications such as Eating Disorder Quarterly and Dominant Man, BDSM magazine publisher Flinklock Inc. has created the first…
Sen. Jim DeMint Shocked to Discover Rob Halford “Gay Leatherman”
CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA Conservative Former Senator Jim DeMint is reportedly “shocked and saddened” to learn that Judas Priest frontman and hard core heavy metal rocker…
