Professional Dominatrix Runs for Congress
OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA At a press conference today, dressed in a complete ensemble of leather and latex and holding a 10 foot black bullwhip, Mistress…
Submissive Woman Teaches “Mind Reading” Class
GREAT NECK, MICHIGAN Submissive Sofie Bork, 47, is offering a new class in her local BDSM community called “Mind Reading for the Submissive Female.” The…
Local Woman Changes Orientation
YU, MICHIGAN Tina Smeeder, 23, says she finds being a slave “tedious, boring, and not very much fun” and has decided to shift her orientation…
Man Foils Alien Invasion with BDSM Paradox
BILLINGS, MONTANA While many doubt the existence of UFOs or extraterrestrial life, retired Col. Nugget McFadden has a tale to tell that just might convince…
