Ebola Scare! Local Dungeon Quarantined
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA The Centers for Disease Control and local authorities shut down and quarantined the occupants of a local BDSM dungeon after a blood scene…
Stuck Shift Key Changes Dynamic; EU Flummoxed
THE HAGUE, Netherlands: A malfunctioning shift key on a Mac Book Pro in the home office of electronic newsletter editor Albert Aarnt resulted in a…
New Phone App for Meeting Kinky Partners
HONOLULU, MICHIGAN Developers for the new phone app, Beatr, have announced the release of their new product. Based on popular applications like Tinder and Grinder,…
Scene Spirals Out of Control; Shark Hunt Ensues
BRISTOL, ENGLAND Master Jack, proprietor of a local Bristol Dungeon, is at a loss today to explain how a scene at his fashionable play space…
