BDSM Man Confesses “Not Leather, I Just Hate Cows”
PROVO, MAINE Tim McCray, 43, has come forward with a statement at this year’s annual gathering of Leather Masters and Slaves. “I cannot hide it…
BDSM Man Tortures English Language
LOS ANGELES, FLORIDA In what continue to be a series of nearly indecipherable posts, a local man, Marvin Sattleman, 47, has taken to the Internet…
Dominant Man Trades Slave for Actual Doormat
PORTLAND, OREGON After seven years of devoted service Master Mick Mantle has released his slave, slave Gina. The decision to release her came, according to…
Man Asks “Doctor Who?” Non-Ironically
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA After 6 years of searching Dr. Kilroy Wells can finally report an end to his latest search. “It has been my white…
