Fisting Man Loses Wedding Ring
WICHITA, KS Domestic disciplinarian Andrew Kosh’s sexual preference is to insert his fist in his wife’s ample vagina. Darleen Kosh doesn’t complain. She’s enjoyed this…
Vagina So Hot You Can Cook On It
FREDRICKSBERG, GEORGIA A Georgia woman has a special talent that is literally “lighting up” her local dungeon. Beth Markle, 24, has a vagina that is…
Fireplay Linked To “Global Warming”
BISMARK, SOUTH DAKOTA A recent report from the United Nations has linked the practice of “fireplay” in the BDSM community to climate change. “The use…
Zombies Cry “Foul” Over BDSM Party Theme
CASPER, WYOMING Protests are coming from a surprising source, this morning, after The Crypt, Casper’s local BDSM dungeon, announced the theme of its next party…