Single Submissive Depressed after using Clothespins for Laundry
TRUXTON, OHIO Kimberly Smalls has found herself feeling depressed after washing her clothes and hanging them on the clothesline to dry. The clothespins she used…
Vacuum Bed Used for Gourmet Cuisine
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA Shannon Blu, caterer to the stars and BDSM aficionado, found herself in a bit of a pickle when she agreed to cater…
Submissives Unionize; Submission Declared “Gift”
MADISON, WISCONSIN There are reports surfacing of a newly formed “submissives Union.” The Union, or as it is formally known, SUBS Local 1 has been…
Dungeon Voices: Global Warming
Do you think global warming is being caused by humans? Yes, but I also think we are being punished for having too much fun. I…
