Mastication Couple Eager to “Eat Out”
PORTLAND, OREGON Oregon couple Stephen and Shirley Brill are part of growing fetish subculture who love “mastication play,” the chewing up and expelling of foodstuffs…
Researchers Discover “Sex Positive” Gene
HELSINKI, FINLAND Researchers in Finland have discovered a new gene which they are calling “sex positivity.” The breakthrough changes conventional thinking that the so-called “sex…
96 Year Old Grandmother Killed in “Birthday Spanking” Snafu
MIAMI, OHIO Tragedy ensued Saturday when senior citizen Martha Welsh, 96, stumbled into the Hell’s Inferno Dungeon looking for her fellow seniors to celebrate her…
Saran Wrapped Woman “Stays Fresh for Days”
LAS VEGAS, WEST VIRGINIA A new fetish is sweeping the small town of Las Vegas, WV: “saran wrapping.” According to Master Kevin Gross, 28, the…
