Foot Fetishist Creates Lifelike Dessert
BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON They look like feet. They smell like feet. They even taste like feet. But for confectionary chef James P. Preston, 32, they are…
DHS Lists “Rope Bombing” as Terrorist Threat
WASHINGTON, DC After analyzing messages and “chatter” from several websites and email correspondences, The Department of Homeland Security has officially declared “rope bombing” as an…
Local Man Confused by MaST Meeting
CORNFORD, OHIO Julian Peckingham, 48, was shocked to discover that his local MaST meeting was not a group of dedicated sailors, but participants in the…
Local Dungeon Adopts Wong-Baker Scale
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND In recent renovations, the Baltimore BDSM play space going by the name “The Baltimore BDSM Play Space” has added a new addition to…
