Woman Discovers “Erotic Use” for Massage Device
HONOLULU, HAWAII Kei Yukimura, 57, may have stumbled onto a new device that could revolutionize women’s pleasure. “I was eating a Hot Pocket,” Yukimura told The…
BDSM Census Finds Most TNG’rs Under 35
PROVO, UTAH The first systematic survey of the BDSM community has been completed by researchers at the University of Utah and it has some surprising…
In Last Ditch Effort to Save Relationship Man Tries “Communication”
WACO, TEXAS A local Texas dominant man has decided to pursue “communication” in an effort to save his failing relationship. James Franks, 38, says his…
Pony Play Secrets Revealed
MANKATO, MINNESOTA Researchers at St. Peter University in Minnesota’s School of Animal Husbandry have discovered a curious phenomenon among ponies. “It appears that a small…
