Man Finds BDSM Training Useless in Martial Arts
TORONTO, FLORIDA “I’ve been to lots of BDSM classes where people mentioned their martial arts training,” said Master Kevin Martin, 43, “So I just assumed…
Watchdog Group find “Hidden Meaning” in Song Lyrics
BABBAGE, TENNESSEE Watchdog Group “Focus on Children” has released a report accusing popular music star Rihanna of having “hidden messages” and “themes of sadomasochism” in…
Sploshing named “Silliest Fetish”
EUGENE, OREGON A survey of more than 20,000 members of the “kink” community has designated “sploshing,” the use of food or food-like substances for sexual…
Suez Crisis: KY Pledges 100 Million Gallons of Lube
Suez Canal Lubricant giant KY Jelly has offered support in freeing the Ever Given, a large ship that has been stuck and blocking the Suez…