Dungeon Troll Finds Slave to be “Too Much Work”
TOPEKA, CALIFORNIA After five years of skulking about in dungeons and play parties, resident dungeon troll Keith Pearington, 53, was approached by a woman looking…
Submissive Man Cuts and Pastes “Heartfelt Plea” for Last Time
SAUSALITO, CALIFORNIA Ignorant of the actual interests of women on popular kink social media website FetLife, an area man cut and pasted his form letter…
Submissive Can’t Remember Difference Between “Thud” and “Sting”
SALT LAKE CITY, ALABAMA During a negotiation at a local dungeon, submissive KittyKinkyKat, 18, became perplexed by a simple question. Master Gerk, 47, presented her…
MIT Showcases “Submissive Sue” Robot
CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS MIT Media Lab today revealed “Submissive Sue,” a “personal robot” for use by shy dominants. “We continue to test psychological and cognitive uses…
