Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Jeff Jenkins Named “Everyone’s Daddy”
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA After 27 years in the lifestyle and 25 of those spent in the role of “Leather Daddy,” Jeff Jenkins has finally perfected…
Pregnant Woman has “High Hopes” for Offspring
DUBLIN, IRELAND Maureen Kowalski-O’Rourke is just 3 weeks from giving birth and has elected to keep the baby’s status a mystery. “We know it is…
For Slave “Disappointing” is Worst Punishment
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA Timothy Knight, 41, describes himself as a “slave wired” man with a true “slave heart.” So it upsets him greatly when he…
