“Oral Hygiene” Does not Mean Eating Pussy with Bib, Says Dentist
TEMECULA, CALIFORNIA Area dentist Bob “The Clean” Creen says regardless of what many people think, oral hygiene does not refer to the avoidance of slobbering…
BDSM Man Disappointed by Power Animal Assignment
PLANO, VERMONT Kevin “Diablo” Jones demanded a refund after attending Master Kip Cordle’s class “Finding, Embracing and Unleashing Your Power Animal,” at his local dungeon.…
Submissive Can’t Remember Difference Between “Thud” and “Sting”
SALT LAKE CITY, ALABAMA During a negotiation at a local dungeon, submissive KittyKinkyKat, 18, became perplexed by a simple question. Master Gerk, 47, presented her…
Human Puppy Implicated in Rash of Attacks on Postal Workers
YERT, IOWA Police arrived at 234 S. Main St. at 5:35 am to arrest Kevin Compson, 34, as a suspect in attacks on 4 postal…
