Local Slave “Disappointed in Obama’s Approach to Climate Change”
UTRECHT, KANSAS Citing the fact that “this summer has been hotter than shit,” local slave Kelly Fitz, 19, says she is “disappointed that Obama hasn’t…
Conference Issues Refund for “Slave Position” Class
SOUIX FALLS, FLORIDA What started off as a promising and interesting class quickly devolved into grumbling and discontent among class goers when they began to…
Studio Pulls “50 Shades” Movie After Threats from Japanese Hackers
HOLLYWOOD, MONTANA Focus Features announced today that they will not be releasing the film version of E L James’ book 50 Shades of Grey after Japanese…
Natural Dominant meets Natural Submissive; Scene “Spectacular”
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI Amy Kelly, 24, thought she was just being your typical matchmaker when she paired 19 year old male dominant, WonderBoy, with LittleSubMiss,…
